Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday August 3, 2017

There was a fat man from Rangoon Whose prick was much like...
There was a fat man from Rangoon Whose prick was much like a ballon. He tried hard to ride her And when finally inside her She thought she was pregnant too soon.

In a display of perverse brilliance, Carl the repairman...
In a display of perverse brilliance, Carl the repairman mistakes a room humidifier for a mid-range computer but manages to tie it into the network anyway. -- The 5th Wave