Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday July 25, 2019

There was a young girl of Pitlochry Who was had by a man in...
There was a young girl of Pitlochry Who was had by a man in a rockery. She said, "Oh! You've come All over my bum; This isn't a fuck -- it's a mockery."

There was a young man of Belgrade Who remarked, "I'm...
There was a young man of Belgrade Who remarked, "I'm a queer piece of trade. I will suck, without charge, Any cock, if it's large. If it's small, I expect to be paid."