Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday July 30, 2019

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl...
There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

There was an old girl of Kilkenny Whose usual charge was...
There was an old girl of Kilkenny Whose usual charge was a penny. For half of that sum You could finger her bum-- A source of amusement to many.