Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday May 5, 2020

Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!! Oh wait... I'm...
Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!! Oh wait... I'm a computer, and you're a person. It would never work out. Never mind.

There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse,...
There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse, and died. He had a twin brother Who fell in another And now they're interred side by side.

There was a young fellow of Mayence Who fucked his own arse...
There was a young fellow of Mayence Who fucked his own arse in defiance Not only of custom And morals, dad-bust him, But of most of the known laws of science.

There was a young fellow of Strensall Whose prick was as sharp...
There was a young fellow of Strensall Whose prick was as sharp as a pencil. On the night of his wedding It went through the bedding, And shattered the chamber utensil.