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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Today's Fortunes

Nov 6, 2024

We are sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed. Please...
We are sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed. Please check the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance. This is a recording.

We are stronger than our skin of flesh and metal, for we carry...
We are stronger than our skin of flesh and metal, for we carry and share a spectrum of suns and lands that lends us legends as we craft our immortality and interweave our destinies of water and air, leaving shadows that gather color of their own, until they outshine...

We are the people our parents warned us about.
We are the people our parents warned us about.

We are the unwilling... led by the unqualified... to do...
We are the unwilling... led by the unqualified... to do the unnecessary... for the ungrateful... -- GI in Vietnam, 1970

We are unavoidably drawn towards conservatism and death...
We are unavoidably drawn towards conservatism and death. The order is not insignificant. -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

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