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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

Have a phrase/quote/joke in mind but only remember something somewhat vaguely? The search box (left) may yield some pleasant surprises.

A staple for Unix/Linux users for decades, but largely unknown to the public, it's hard to describe this incredible collection. Not only
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Today's Fortunes

Jan 17, 2025

Win98 error 001: Unexpected condition: booted without crashing.
Win98 error 001: Unexpected condition: booted without crashing.

Win98 error 002: Insufficient diskspace. You need at least...
Win98 error 002: Insufficient diskspace. You need at least 300 GB free memory.

Win98 error 003: Illegal ASM instruction. If your modem worked...
Win98 error 003: Illegal ASM instruction. If your modem worked properly, the FBI would have been called.

Win NT error 001: Error recording error codes. All further...
Win NT error 001: Error recording error codes. All further errors not displayed.

Win98 error 004: Virus activated from DOS Prompt - but...
Win98 error 004: Virus activated from DOS Prompt - but the virus requires Windows. Your system will be rebooted for the Virus to take effect. [ OK ]

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