Daily FortunesSep 19, 2007
My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go...
My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!"
-- Sue Murphy
My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife...
My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife.
-- Friday
My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy...
My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in...
My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I
hop into the shower stall. Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped
in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot
character from "Star Wars" whom...
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they...
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be
tolerated until they acquire some sense.
-- William Phelps
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Daily Fortunes for Sep 19, 2007
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