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Oct 17, 2012

A company is known by the men it keeps.
A company is known by the men it keeps.

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what...
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow...
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper. -- Dyer

A cow is a completely automated milk-manufacturing machine...
A cow is a completely automated milk-manufacturing machine. It is encased in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical, movable supports, one at each corner. The front end of the machine, or input, contains the cutting and grinding mechanism, utilizing a unique...

A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along...
A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car. He is amazed that a chicken is running at forty m.p.h. So he speeds up...

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