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Jun 1, 2022

A "practical joker" deserves applause for his...
A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality. Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling. But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest. -- Lazarus Long

A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other...
A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands.

A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't...
A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about yourself.

A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after...
A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together ...
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together -- Herbert Prochnow

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