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Jan 18, 2023

"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never...
"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct." - M. Somerset Maugham

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." - Bert Lantz
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." - Bert Lantz

"The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life...
"The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity." - Oscar Wilde

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid...
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

"IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground...
"IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground technique' to destroy the competition..... IBM digs a big HOLE in the ground and covers it with leaves. It then puts a big POT OF GOLD nearby. Then it gives the call, 'Hey, look at all this gold, get over here...

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