Daily Fortunes

Jul 24, 2023

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash

A little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West,...
A little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West, and beckons to the bartender. "Hey, bartender, gimme a whiskey." The bartender ignores him. "Hey bartender, gimme a whiskey!" Still ignored. "HEY BARMAN!! ...

About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is...
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.

All intelligent species own cats.
All intelligent species own cats.

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall...
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

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