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Nov 12, 2024

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have...
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and... Ooohh, that's much better. -- Steven Wright

A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which...
A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies. Every time a fly landed on the web and was entangled in it the spider devoured him, so that when another fly came along he would think the web was a safe and quiet place in which to rest. One...

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid...
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright

A MODERN FABLE Aesop's fables and other traditional...
A MODERN FABLE Aesop's fables and other traditional children's stories involve allegory far too subtle for the youth of today. Children need an updated message with contemporary circumstance and plot line, and short enough to suit today's minute attention span...

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