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Apr 25, 2024

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on...
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg

A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child...
A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five.

A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo, eventually.
A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo, eventually.

A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa,...
A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa, you know when I'm bad right?" And Santa says, "Yes, I do." The little kid then asks, "And you know when I'm sleeping?" To which Santa replies, "Every minute." So the little...

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