Daily Fortunes

Nov 12, 2012

Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are...
Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one. Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway.

Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final --...
Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.

Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.

Secretary's Revenge: Filing almost everything under...
Secretary's Revenge: Filing almost everything under "the".

Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!

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