Daily FortunesNov 14, 2013
Likewise, the national appetizer, brine-cured herring with... Likewise, the national appetizer, brine-cured herring with raw onions,
wins few friends, Germans excepted.
-- Darwin Porter "Scandinavia On $50 A Day"
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night... Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
-- Candice Bergen
Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want... Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want things that
nobody else wants.
-- Andy Warhol
Minnesota --
home of the blonde hair and blue ears... Minnesota --
home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
mosquito supplier to the free world.
come fall in love with a loon.
where visitors turn blue with envy.
one day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
land of many...
Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood... Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood an even five feet
in his socks, was taking his first airplane trip. He took a seat next to a
hulking bruiser of a man who happened to be the heavyweight champion of
the world. Little Moishe was uneasy enough before...
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Daily Fortunes for Nov 14, 2013
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