Daily Fortunes

Mar 4, 2013

Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.

There *is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas...
There *is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday.

There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese...
There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row; in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it. -- Calvin Trillin

There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise...
There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. -- Ross MacDonald

There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United States;...
There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United States; of course, I never heard the story before.

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