Daily Fortunes

Nov 28, 2017

History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless...
History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles, cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names. -- Leo Tolstoy

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? ...
How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? -- Elliot, "E.T."

I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will...
I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book.

"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify...
"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it." -- English Professor

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because...
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University

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