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Jul 20, 2017

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence...
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallagher

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie. -- Princess...
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie. -- Princess Leia Organa

I'll be Grateful when they're Dead.
I'll be Grateful when they're Dead.

I'll never get off this planet. -- Luke...
I'll never get off this planet. -- Luke Skywalker

I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take...
I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.
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