Daily FortunesDec 26, 2021
-- Gifts for Children --
This...
-- Gifts for Children --
This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children,
because they will tell you exactly what they want. They spend months
and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday-
morning...
-- Gifts for Men --
Men are amused...
-- Gifts for Men --
Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional
ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy. But you
should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the
clothes they will...
*** NEWSFLASH ***
Russian tanks...
*** NEWSFLASH ***
Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!! Details at eleven!
ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht...
ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...
Chapter 1
The story so far:
...
Chapter 1
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 26, 2021
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