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Feb 15, 2021

94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang...
94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.

A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some...
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. -- Don Quinn

A bachelor is an unaltared male.
A bachelor is an unaltared male.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing...
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever. -- Helen Rowland

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