Daily Fortunes

May 1, 2021

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)...
7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National Redwood Forest. 7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the ...

A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby...
A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased -- he hates all creative people equally.

A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.

A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting...
A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him. "Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly. "I'd like to join your circus; I have what I think is a pretty good...

A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one...
A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample. -- Rebecca West

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