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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun...
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain
A classic is something that everyone wants to have read...
A classic is something that everyone wants to have read and nobody wants to read. -- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of Literature"
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! --...
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's...
A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered. -- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901.
A is for Apple. -- Hester Pryne
A is for Apple. -- Hester Pryne
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