Daily FortunesMar 31, 2024
"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never...
"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are
now extinct."
- M. Somerset Maugham
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
- Bert Lantz
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
- Bert Lantz
"The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life...
"The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity."
- Oscar Wilde
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid...
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire
"IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground...
"IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground technique'
to destroy the competition..... IBM digs a big HOLE in the
ground and covers it with leaves. It then puts a big POT
OF GOLD nearby. Then it gives the call, 'Hey, look at all
this gold, get over here...
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 31, 2024
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