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Apr 13, 2024
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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Today's Fortunes

Apr 13, 2024

Someone is speaking well of you.
Someone is speaking well of you.

Someone is speaking well of you. How unusual!
Someone is speaking well of you. How unusual!

Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.

Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.

Someone will try to honk your nose today.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.

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