Freebsd Fortunes 7

You should go home.

You should make a point of trying every experience once -- except
incest and folk-dancing.
                -- A. Bax, "Farewell My Youth"

You should never bet against anything in science at
odds of more than about ten to the twelfth to one.
                -- E. Rutherford

You should never ride in an airplane with a sports team,
because if the plane goes down, it's you they're gonna eat!
                -- Gordon Downie, singer for Tragically Hip

You should never wear your best trousers
when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
                -- Henrik Ibsen

You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.
                -- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children"

You shouldn't wallow in self-pity.  But it's OK to put
your feet in it and swish them around a little.
                -- Guindon

You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.

You teach best what you most need to learn.

YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!

Mr. Smith of Muddle, Mass. says:  "Before I took this course I used to be
a lowly bit twiddler.  Now with what I learned at MIT Tech I feel really
important and can obfuscate and confuse with the best."

Mr. Watkins had this to say:  "Ten short days ago all I could look forward
to was a dead-end job as a engineer.  Now I have a promising future and
make really big Zorkmids."

MIT Tech can't promise these fantastic results to everyone, but when
you earn your MDL degree from MIT Tech your future will be brighter.

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