Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1260 of 1340 |
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.
Watch for it everywhere.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1261 of 1340 |
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
original and the part that is original is not good.
-- Samuel Johnson
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1262 of 1340 |
Your mind is the part of you that says,
"Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?"
... and then, twenty minutes later, says,
"Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!"
-- Steven and Ondrea Levine
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1263 of 1340 |
Your mind understands what you have been
taught; your heart, what is true.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1264 of 1340 |
Your mode of life will be changed for
the better because of good news soon.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1265 of 1340 |
Your mode of life will be changed for
the better because of new developments.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1266 of 1340 |
Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1267 of 1340 |
Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1268 of 1340 |
Your mothers ghost stands at your shoulder
Face like ice, a little bit colder
She says "You can't do that it breaks all the rules
You learned in school"
But I don't really see
Why can't we go on as three?
-- David Crosby, "Triad"
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1269 of 1340 |
Your motives for doing whatever good deed you
may have in mind will be misinterpreted by somebody.
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