Freebsd Fortunes 7

We don't care.  We don't have to.  We're the Phone Company.

We don't care how they do it in New York.

We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand.
                -- James Watt, noted theologian

We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.

We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.

We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're pretty sure
that it wasn't a fish.
                -- Marshall McLuhan

We don't like their sound.  Groups of guitars are on the way out.
                -- Decca Recording Company, turning down the Beatles, 1962

We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control.
                -- Pink Floyd

We don't need no indirection            We don't need no compilation
We don't need no flow control           We don't need no load control
No data typing or declarations          No link edit for external bindings
Hey! did you leave the lists alone?     Hey! did you leave that source alone?
Chorus:                                 (Chorus)
        Oh No. It's just a pure LISP function call.

We don't need no side-effecting         We don't need no allocation
We don't need no flow control           We don't need no special-nodes
No global variables for execution       No dark bit-flipping for debugging
Hey! did you leave the args alone?      Hey! did you leave those bits alone?
(Chorus)                                (Chorus)
                -- "Another Glitch in the Call", a la Pink Floyd

We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.