Freebsd Fortunes 7

We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do.
                -- Walter Summers

We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't
understand the hardware, but we can *see* the blinking lights!

We found on St. Paul's only two kinds of birds -- the booby and the noddy...
Both are of a tame and stupid disposition, and are so unaccustomed to
visitors, that I could have killed any number of them with my geological
hammer.
                -- Charles Darwin

We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it.
                -- La Rochefoucauld

We gotta get out of this place,
If it's the last thing we ever do.
                -- The Animals

We have a equal opportunity Calculus class -- it's fully integrated.

We have art that we do not die of the truth.
                -- Nietzsche

We have ears, earther...FOUR OF THEM!

We have gone on piling weapon upon weapon, missile upon missile, new
levels of destructiveness upon old ones.  We have done this helplessly,
almost involuntarily: like the victims of some sort of hypnotism, like
men in a dream, like lemmings heading for the sea, like the children of
Hamelin marching blindly along behind their Pied Piper.  And the result
is that today we have achieved, we and the Russians together, in the
creation of these devices and their means of delivery, levels of
redundancy of such grotesque dimensions as to defy rational understanding.
                -- George Kennan, May 19, 1981

We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.
                -- Carl Sagan