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When Alexander Graham Bell died in 1922, the telephone people
interrupted service for one minute in his honor. They've been
honoring him intermittently ever since, I believe.
-- The Grab Bag
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When all else fails, EAT!!!
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When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advance
the spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!", and pull the starter
knob.
-- MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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When all else fails, try Kate Smith.
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When all other means of communication fail, try words.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 331 of 1340 |
When among apes, one must play the ape.
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When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain
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When arguments fail, use a blackjack.
-- Ed "Spike" O'Donnell
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When arguments fail, use a blackjack.
-- Edward "Spike" O'Donnell, Al Capone associate.
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