Freebsd Fortunes 7

When Dexter's on the Internet, can Hell be far behind?"

When does later become never?

When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?
Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
                -- Gen. C. Abrams

When forecasting, give them a number
or give them a date, but never both.

When God endowed human beings with brains,
He did not intend to guarantee them.

When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.  As to
why he then stopped there are two opinions.  One of them is woman's.
                -- DeGourmont

When he got in trouble in the ring, [Ali] imagined a door swung open and
inside he could see neon, orange, and green lights blinking, and bats
blowing trumpets and alligators blowing trombones, and he could hear snakes
screaming.  Weird masks and actors' clothes hung on the wall, and if he
stepped across the sill and reached for them, he knew that he was committing
himself to destruction.
                -- George Plimpton

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced
to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
                -- Brendan Behan

When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred,
He quoth: "A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!"
                -- Eugene Field, "The Bottle and the Bird"