Freebsd Fortunes 7

When in doubt, tell the truth.
                -- Mark Twain

When in doubt, use brute force.
                -- Ken Thompson

When in Rome, live in the Roman way.
                -- St. Ambrose

When in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
Who rob and steal from those who need
The cry goes up with blinding speed for Underdog (UNDERDOG!)
Underdog (UNDERDOG!)
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Underdog
UNDERDOG!

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame --
half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.

When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing.

When it is not necessary to make a decision,
it is necessary not to make a decision.

When it's dark enough you can see the stars.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson,

When license fees are too high,
users do things by hand.
When the management is too intrusive,
users lose their spirit.

Hack for the user's benefit.
Trust them; leave them alone.