Freebsd Fortunes 7

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame --
half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.

When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing.

When it is not necessary to make a decision,
it is necessary not to make a decision.

When it's dark enough you can see the stars.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson,

When license fees are too high,
users do things by hand.
When the management is too intrusive,
users lose their spirit.

Hack for the user's benefit.
Trust them; leave them alone.

When love is gone, there's always justice.
And when justice is gone, there's always force.
And when force is gone, there's always Mom.
Hi, Mom!
                -- Laurie Anderson

When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it
will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it.

When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.  When
accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about to
be cut.  When senior scientists talk blue sky, the clouds are about to roll
in.

Truly, this is not the Tao of Programming.

When managers make commitments, game programs are ignored.  When accountants
make long-range plans, harmony and order are about to be restored.  When
senior scientists address the problems at hand, the problems will soon be
solved.

Truly, this is the Tao of Programming.

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.