Freebsd Fortunes 7

When your conscious becomes unconscious, you are drunk.
When your unconscious becomes conscious, you are stoned.

When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn
They will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
                -- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy"

When your memory goes, forget it!

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
                -- Henry J. Kaiser

When you're a Yup
You're a Yup all the way
From your first slice of Brie
To your last Cabernet.

When you're a Yup
You're not just a dreamer
You're making things happen
You're driving a Beamer.

When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected, only
Here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are hear.
                -- Samuel Hoffenstein, "Poems in Praise of Practically Nothing"

When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else.
                -- David Pryce-Jones

When you're dining out and you suspect
something's wrong, you're probably right.

When you're down and out, lift up your
voice and shout, "I'M DOWN AND OUT"!

When you're in command, command.
                -- Admiral Nimitz