Freebsd Fortunes 7

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat.
                -- Christopher Morley

Where, oh, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over, and I thought I'd found true love.
You met another, and *PPHHHLLLBBBBTTT*, you wuz gone.

Gloom, despair and agony on me.
Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Oh, gloom, despair and agony on me.
                -- Hee Haw

Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And I thought I'd found true love,
You met another and [Bronx cheer] you were gone!
                -- Hee Haw

Where the hell is Wall Drug?

Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask "Why?".

Where there are visible vapors, having their prevenance
in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Where there is much light there is also much shadow.
                -- Goethe

Where there's a whip there's a way.

Where there's a will, there's a relative.

Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.