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Why do seagulls live near the sea?
'Cause if they lived near the bay, they'd be called baygulls.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 620 of 1340 |
Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic?
It's quite uncanny.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 621 of 1340 |
Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
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Why do they call it baby-SITTING when all you do is run after them?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 623 of 1340 |
Why do we want intelligent terminals
when there are so many stupid users?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 624 of 1340 |
Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
-- Carl Sandburg
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 625 of 1340 |
Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 626 of 1340 |
Why does man kill? He kills for food.
And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?
-- Jimmy Durante
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Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic condition?
We spent years of wild buying on credit, everything under the sun, whether
we needed it or not, and now we are having to pay for it, howling like a
pet coon. This would be a great world to dance in if we didn't have to
pay the fiddler.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
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