Freebsd Fortunes 7

Women can keep a secret just as well as men,
but it takes more of them to do it.

Women complain about sex more than men.  Their gripes fall into two
categories: (1) Not enough and (2) Too much.
                -- Ann Landers

Women, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind of revenge
as good as any other.
                -- Philippe De Remi

Women give themselves to God when the
Devil wants nothing more to do with them.
                -- Arnould

Women give to men the very gold of their lives.  Possibly;
but they invariably want it back in such very small change.
                -- Wilde

Women in love consist of a little sighing, a little
crying, a little dying -- and a good deal of lying.
                -- Ansey

Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners.
In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the
original earth clinging to the roots.
                -- Bierce

Women reason with the heart and are much less often wrong
than men who reason with the head.
                -- DeLescure

Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity,
but never a man who misses one.
                -- Charles De Talleyrand-Perigord

Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods.  They worship
us and are always bothering us to do something for them.
                -- Wilde