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You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in
use for only seven years. One of its windshield wipers is broken, and
the carburetor needs adjusting. The tank holds 20 gallons, but at the
moment is only three-quarters full. How old is the taxi driver?"
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You are a wish to be here wishing yourself.
-- Philip Whalen
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 838 of 1340 |
You are absolute plate-glass. I see to the very back of your mind.
-- Sherlock Holmes
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You are always busy.
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You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 841 of 1340 |
You are an insult to my intelligence!
I demand that you log off immediately.
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You are as I am with You.
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You are capable of planning your future.
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You are confused; but this is your normal state.
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You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
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