Freebsd Fortunes 7

You can cage a swallow, can't you,
        but you can't swallow a cage, can you?
Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy,
        finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl.
A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!
                -- The Palindromist

You can create your own opportunities this week.
Blackmail a senior executive.

You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
                -- Janis Joplin

You can do this in a number of ways.  IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny?
                -- D. Taylor, Computer Science 350

You can do this in a number of ways.  IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny?
                -- D. Taylor, CS, University of Washington

You can do very well in speculation where
land or anything to do with dirt is concerned.

You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right
and the budget is big enough.
                -- Joseph E. Levine

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all
of the people some of the time, but you can never fool your Mom.

You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.