Freebsd Fortunes 7

You dialed 5483.

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

You do not have mail.

You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

You don't have to be nice to people on the way up
if you're not planning on coming back down.
                -- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie"

You don't have to explain something you never said.
                -- Calvin Coolidge

You don't have to know how the computer
works, just how to work the computer.

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
                -- J.D. Salinger

You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
                -- Guindon

You don't sew with a fork, so I see no
reason to eat with knitting needles.
                -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food