Freebsd Fortunes 6

These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what
they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.

They also serve who only stand and wait.
                -- John Milton

They also surf who only stand on waves.

They are called computers simply because computation is
the only significant job that has so far been given to them.

They are cold-blooded. They are completely ruthless about protecting
what they have. The only thing they connect to is the money aspect of
life.  Let's face it: That's the American way.
                -- Jeffery M. Johnson, regional chairman of the District
                   of Columbia United Way, speaking of drug dealers.

They are ill discoverers that think there is no land,
when they can see nothing but sea.
                -- Francis Bacon

They are relatively good but absolutely terrible.
                -- Alan Kay, commenting on Apollos

They call them "squares" because it's the
most complicated shape they can deal with.

They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God!
                -- The Blues Brothers

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
                -- Civil War General John Sedgwick, his last
                words, Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, 1864