Freebsd Fortunes 3

God is not dead.  He is alive and well and working on a
much less ambitious project.

God is not dead!  He's alive and autographing Bibles at Cody's!

God is real, unless declared integer.

God is really only another artist.  He invented the giraffe, the
elephant and the cat.  He has no real style, He just goes on trying
other things.
                -- Pablo Picasso

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
                -- Alfred Jarry

God isn't dead.  He just doesn't want to get involved.

God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
                -- Paul Valery

God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.

God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
                -- Kronecker