Freebsd Fortunes 6

Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

Time goes, you say?
Ah no!
Time stays, *we* go.
                -- Austin Dobson

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
                -- Hector Berlioz

Time is an illusion; lunch-time doubly so.
                -- Ford Prefect

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.
                -- Henry David Thoreau

Time is nature's way of making sure that
everything doesn't happen at once.

Space is nature's way of making sure that
everything doesn't happen to you.

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
                -- Theophrastus

Time sharing: The use of many people by the computer.