Freebsd Fortunes 7

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem.
                -- Eldridge Cleaver

You're growing out of some of your problems,
but there are others that you're growing into.

"You're just the sort of person I imagined marrying, when I was little...
except, y'know, not green... and without all the patches of fungus."
                -- Swamp Thing

You're never too old to become younger.
                -- Mae West

You're not Dave.  Who are you?

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
                -- Dean Martin

You're reasoning is excellent -- it's
only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

You're using a keyboard!  How quaint!

You're working under a slight handicap.
You happen to be human.