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Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?
A: To get to the middle.
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Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
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Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
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Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
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Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
Oh, right, *of course*!
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Q: Why do the police always travel in threes?
A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps
an eye on the two intellectuals.
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Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and
New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A: God gave New Jersey first choice.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
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Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
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Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink
it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while
visiting, they always take three.
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