Freebsd Fortunes 7

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.

When you are young, you enjoy a sustained illusion that sooner or later
something marvelous is going to happen, that you are going to transcend
your parents' limitations...  At the same time, you feel sure that in all
the wilderness of possibility; in all the forests of opinion, there is a
vital something that can be known -- known and grasped.  That we will
eventually know it, and convert the whole mystery into a coherent
narrative.  So that then one's true life -- the point of everything --
will emerge from the mist into a pure light, into total comprehension.
But it isn't like that at all.  But if it isn't, where did the idea come
from, to torture and unsettle us?
                -- Brian Aldiss, "Helliconia Summer"

When you become used to never being alone,
you may consider yourself Americanized.

When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal.

When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.
                -- Brooke Shields

When you dig another out of trouble,
you've got a place to bury your own.

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

When you find yourself in danger, when you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin'...
There is one thing you should learn,
When there is no one else to turn to,
Caaaall for Super Chicken   (**bwuck-bwuck-bwuck-bwuck**)
Caaaall for Super Chicken!!