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Do YOU have redeeming social value?
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1058 of 2182 |
Do you know, I think that Dr. Swift was silly to laugh about Laputa.
I believe it is a mistake to make a mock of people, just because they
think. There are ninety thousand people in this world who do not
think, for every one who does, and these people hate the thinkers
like poison. Even if some thinkers are fanciful, it is wrong to make
fun of them for it. Better to think about cucumbers even, than not
to think at all.
-- T.H. White
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1059 of 2182 |
Do you know Montana?
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1060 of 2182 |
Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education
is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.
-- Pete Seeger
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1061 of 2182 |
Do you mean that you not only want a wrong
answer, but a certain wrong answer?
-- Tobaben
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1062 of 2182 |
Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing
between Nixon and the White House.
-- John F. Kennedy, in 1960
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1063 of 2182 |
Do you suffer painful elimination?
-- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos"
Do you suffer painful recrimination?
-- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms"
Do you suffer painful illumination?
-- Isaac Newton, "Optics"
Do you suffer painful hallucination?
-- Don Juan, cited by Carlos Casteneda
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1064 of 2182 |
Do you think that illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1065 of 2182 |
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he
just whipped out a quarter?
-- Stephen Wright
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1066 of 2182 |
"Do you think there's a God?"
"Well, SOMEbody's out to get me!"
-- Calvin and Hobbs
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