Freebsd Fortunes 6

The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe.
                -- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy

The nearer to the church, the further from God.
                -- John Heywood

The net is like a vast sea of lutefisk with tiny dinosaur brains embedded
in it here and there. Any given spoonful will likely have an IQ of 1, but
occasional spoonfuls may have an IQ more than six times that!
                -- James 'Kibo' Parry

The net of law is spread so wide,
No sinner from its sweep may hide.
Its meshes are so fine and strong,
They take in every child of wrong.
O wondrous web of mystery!
Big fish alone escape from thee!
                -- James Jeffrey Roche

The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.
I hope I don't get run over again.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10
doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

THE NEW RIGHT:
        A javelin team that elects to receive.

The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory,
in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system.

        But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay:
        for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

                -- Matthew 5:37

The next person to mention spaghetti stacks
to me is going to have his head knocked off.
                -- Bill Conrad