Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 10, 2013

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer,...
Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

A young lady who lived by the Usk Subsisted each day on...
A young lady who lived by the Usk Subsisted each day on a rusk; She ate the first bite Before it was light, And the last crumb sometime after dusk. -- Edward Gorey

There was a young girl of Cah'lina, Had a very capricious...
There was a young girl of Cah'lina, Had a very capricious vagina: To the shock of the fucker "Twould suddenly pucker, And whistle the chorus of "Dinah."

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!