Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of March, 2013

Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to...
Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it.

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can love like...

One-Shot Case Study, n.: The scientific equivalent...
One-Shot Case Study, n.: The scientific equivalent of the four-leaf clover, from which it is concluded all clovers possess four leaves and are sometimes green.

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.

ANTONYM: The opposite of the word you're trying...
ANTONYM: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

Any excuse will serve a tyrant. -- Aesop
Any excuse will serve a tyrant. -- Aesop

Do not overtax your powers.
Do not overtax your powers.

Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting.
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting.

Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today...
Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today. Two freaks in a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright Police!!] Her aura-charred body was laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society of Asinine Flake...