Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday September 2, 2013

There was a young man who said "God, I find it exceedingly...
There was a young man who said "God, I find it exceedingly odd, That the willow oak tree Continues to be, When there's no one about in the Quad." "Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd, For I'm always about in the Quad; ...

To communicate is the beginning of understanding...
To communicate is the beginning of understanding. -- AT&T

An evil mind is a great comfort.
An evil mind is a great comfort.

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...