Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 26, 2014

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip...
There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip by canoe. While staring at Venus, And rubbing his penis, He wound up with a handful of goo.

"Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with...
"Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with you." - A Cop, arresting a non-groovy person after the revolution, Firesign Theater

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's...
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schulz